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A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That’s a good piece of fir." "Correct,” says the manager, “now try this one." "That’s a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.
With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused,” says the blind man, “Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you’re trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It’s the sh*t house door off a tuna boat!"

lmfao thats heaps funny as lol gold star :D

2007-06-06 22:56:22 by Gina B

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A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That’s a good piece of fir." "Correct,” says the manager, “now try this one." "That’s a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused,” says the blind man, “Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you’re trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It’s the shit house door off a tuna boat!"

I think they must have!!!!!

no we don't have a better seance of smell We have better everything , and great seance of humors so well Keep up the good work treating us like normal people
and yes i use a screen reader from jaws so my PC reads to me what is on the screen

2006-08-14 10:25:46 by pig m

Price: $25.99

Great for use indoors and outdoors
Recommended Age Range 3+ Years
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A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That’s a good piece of fir." "Correct,” says the manager, “now try this one." "That’s a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her c*r*o*t*c*h in the blind mans face. "I'm confused,” says the blind man, “Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her a*s*s in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you’re trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It’s the s*h*i*t house door off a tuna boat!"

ooohhhh!!! dang girl! nice one!

2006-10-27 17:08:58 by Countessa

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This has gotten completely out of hand. There are many areas along the Mississippi River where people can't fish, swim or ski anymore for fear of being knocked out or killed by these hugh flying fish!

Imagine if you can, 10-20 lb fish jumping into your boat as you idle in a side channel of the Mississippi River. A classic fish story, but one that has become true in the Missouri and Mississippi Rivers. In reality, it is a situation than can be downright hazardous especially when a 20-lb fish comes flying at your head. Biologists from the Long Term Resource Monitoring Program have reported being hit multiple times by large jumping fish on the Mississippi River north of St. Louis while electrofishing to sample fish populations. Unfortunately, the fish in this case is the bighead carp, not exactly the fish of dreams, because they have little or no value as a game fish.

In addition to their jumping ability these fish are notable for their appearance and their size. the location of their eyes which are located far forward and low on the head gives a fish a rather bizarre appearance. These fish grow incredibly fast and reach about 25 inches by the second ear, eventually reaching over 28 inches long and 40 to 50 pounds. In Some Bank Waters of the Mississippi River and in some locations in Indiana, (which are now filled with big head, silver and some common carp rather than native fish species(, commercial fishermen have had to abandon their traditional fish and style because the carp are so large and abundant the fishermen can't even lift their nets.

The big head were brought to the U. S.in 1973 from China to help improve the water quality and control plankton populations (microscopic animals and plants( in catfish farms, initially in Arkansas. By 1978, space the importation and possession of an of big head carp was prohibited, a but the damage had already been done. Big head carp had already escaped into nearby river works. Farmed fish ponds are not closely controlled or monitored and are often located in bottom lands that are subject to flooding, thereby offering an easy escape route for these exotic carp. become true in the Missouri and Mississippi Rivers. In reality, it is a situation than can be downright hazardous especially when a 20-lb fish comes flying at your head. Biologists from the Long Term Resource Monitoring Program have reported being hit multiple times by large jumping fish on the Mississippi River north of St. Louis while electro-fishing to sample fish populations. Unfortunately, the fish in this case is the bighead carp, not exactly the fish of dreams, because they have little or no value as a game fish.

Big head carp filtered feed on zooplankton which puts them in direct competition for food with paddlefish, bigmouth Buffalo, and gizzard shad as well as all the young native fish. The carp have the edge on our native species because of their large section volume, and voracious appetites, which enables them to quickly decimate concentrations of zooplankton. To make matters worse, the carp are also prolific breeders and they got so large so fast that not much else is big enough to eat them.

Eventually the big head carp found its way into the Mississippi and Missouri River systems and is currently reported in 22 states including Iowa, Illinois, and South Dakota. They are furthest northern points so far on the Mississippi is the dam at Cape Cod, Iowa. However, officials report big head carp stacking up like cord wood below dams on the Missouri, Des Moines and the upper Mississippi River's trying to penetrate upstream River reaches. This species alter the potential range in North America is unknown.

www.greenriver.com

Catch all we can to turn to cat food. They're not any good for anything else and you're right. I've been on the Mississippi many times and this problem is becoming worse. Someone will eventually get seriously hurt by one of these flying monsters and it's unfortunate to say, but if there is a life taken from this overpopulation of large flying fish, then maybe the government will take it more serious (or maybe not.)

2010-07-26 23:26:12 by JoLa

i want to teach him to do chores and help out and hes not co operating so i feel kinda like hitler how do i get him to help out and make it fun as he s used to being lifted and laid and is getting slightly lazy and arguemental ,,,as a single mum i do everything and whilst i do it he treats me like a waitress its making me annoyed ,,i barely get a min to myself ,i dont want to suck the fun out of his childhood but i barely get a chance to quality time with him ,,,maybe if i include him we can have fun and ill have spare time to spend playing with him ,,,anyone in the same boat ?

Eeer....tidy away the toys etc together, make lunches (you could cut salad while he washes and puts it in the salad bowl, make sandwiches together, something easy like Dairylea etc...) he can help you put clothes in the washing machine once you've separated the colours to go in, he could even help you with pairing up socks as they come out of the dryer, etc.
You could do the washing up together, too. I used to stand on a chair in front of the sink with my mum behind me to make sure I didn't fall, and I'd wash up my plastic plate, cup and bowl set after lunch.
You could also get him to help you make the beds, etc, and explain to him once it's done you can have fun together.

Don't worry, he just sounds like a typical 5 year old to me and you sound like you're doing an excellent job. He's just seing how far he can push at the mo...as most kids have an excellent way of doing! :o)

2009-08-24 09:48:46 by cally